
Yes, I know what you're thinking "Someone died?" And my answer to you is "That's a stupid question." You don't have to wait for someone to kick the bucket to write an obituary... not that I'm saying to kick it for them, because that wont send them to their grave. It's a bucket! So don't waste your time kicking it, that's unless you're not a real writer, but a retarded farmer.
Writer's block effects millions of people, but an obituary can cure this by getting the juices flowing like formaldehyde. So without further ado, here's an obituary I wrote for a bug that I stepped on this morning... It's kind of short.
Cockroach... Dead...
I got my mojo back!